Friday, January 11, 2008

Join Church Online!

This church claims that the reason Christ died on the Cross was so that God could have a relationship with you, (I don't even want to go in to that one) but apparently relationships with new church members are optional, as perspective members don't even need to come to church to become a member just join the congregation from the comfort of your home by filling out the online Application for Church Membership. What's next virtual baptism?

2 comments:

Coram Deo said...

I must confess that I'm morbidly curious to know how this "church" - and I use that term advisedly - plans to keep either of the two ordinances commanded by the Lord.

I mean, how do they plan to baptize their converts in the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit or partake of the Lord's supper inside their little cyber fellowship?

The Bororean said...

Who knows, but it's clear that the theology behind this thinking is spiritually anemic!